TagHumour

Britain is no longer the dumbest…

RT @benjamin_cook: WOOHOO!!! BRITAIN IS NO LONGER THE DUMBEST FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! 🇬🇧

😄😄😄😄😄

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 🇺🇸

Amazing how the haters…

RT @realDonaldTrump: Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…

2016

RT @Pandamoanimum: 2016. https://t.co/A30jrKtgis

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I look both ways…

RT @TheWeirdWorld: I look both ways before crossing a one way street. That’s how much faith I have left in humanity.

Programming alone vs with a team.

RT @excid3: Programming alone vs with a team. https://t.co/RdRMh2Zq4C

In creative work…

RT @miracleofsound: In creative work, ‘finished’ really means ‘I can’t spot any huge flaw in it right now but probably will 5 minutes after I release it’

Memorial to an Octopus Attack

RT @mental_floss: Memorial to Fake Staten Island Ferry Octopus Attack Appears in NYC — bit.ly/2d7ZJHM https://t.co/xzROGiNkL3

I’m always amazed by the effort that goes into some of these practical jokes. Well played.

 

Advice for campers…

RT @Outwelltents: Simple and sweet – we love this advice for #campers https://t.co/JkOxYoxjTJ

 

Dear autocorrect

RT @laurenancona: Dear autocorrect:

I never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
never
meant to write “ducking.”

Ever.

“Please do not expand the list…”

RT @memeprovider: “please do not expand the list by killing people.” https://t.co/9jT7nemyyn

 

True Vendor Call

RT @subTee: True Vendor Call
Our software protects you from buffalo overflows.
Me:Excuse me, What? o_O
Buffalo Overflows.
Me: OK

http://t.co/4Sm54hehbb

 

The more you know..

RT @FunnyQuotees: The more you know.. https://t.co/BWDDRvmz3f

 

Enrage all the iPhone 7 owners..

RT @HouseOfTheZed: Terrify and enrage all the iPhone 7 owners you know with this one weird trick! https://t.co/4jolVyiI2Y

 

Of course it’s a glamorous assignment!

RT @Pandamoanimum: “Of course it’s a glamorous modelling assignment!” https://t.co/ddTb4fclUD

 

Who knew that “fart battles” were a thing?

Who knew that “fart battles” were a thing? twitter.com/mental_floss/s…

Nothing like an octopus..

Definitely. Nothing like an octopus at all! twitter.com/nnedi/status/7…

This made be laugh out loud

RT @matthewjdowd: This made be laugh out loud. https://t.co/EOfLoNzQbN

 

Ideas

RT @TableTopGeneral: https://t.co/nNqBYgr5Q5

 

And others buy a VW camper…

And others buy a VW camper van and get to spend the days and nights seeing the world. twitter.com/harley_europe/…

Call just in. 2 office workers…

RT @GMPCityCentre: Call just in to 2 office workers fighting in building on Lloyd St. Apparently hitting each other with keyboards. Update to follow

This sounds like work…

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